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Should kids witness a birth???


It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn. When Heidi started to go into labor she called "911". Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old Katelyn what she thought  about  what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there  in the first place. Spank him again!"

Don’t confuse Liberals with the facts!

Here’s a quiz for all your wizened citizens who think that those Democrats are all that lies between you and no Social Security Checks.
Here we go.  Test your knowledge.

Q: Which party took Social Security from an independent fund and put it in the general fund so that Congress could spend it?
A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the Democratic-controlled House and Senate.

Q: Which party put a tax on Social Security?
A: The Democratic party.

Q: Which party increased the tax on Social Security?
A: The Democratic Party with Al Gore casting the deciding vote.
 
Q.  Which party decided to give money to immigrants?
A: That's right.  Immigrants moved into this country at age 65 and got SSI Social Security. The Democratic Party gave that to them although they never paid a dime into it

  • Then, after doing all this, the Democrats turn around and tell you it is the Republicans want to take your Social Security.
    And the worst part about it is, you believe it!

Grelb’s Addition
If it’s bad, it’ll be back.
Mr. Cole’s Axiom
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

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